It’s no surprise that the bunnies of Newgrounds have been popping up (like rabbits) fairly recently, and it’s no surprise why either. You get buckteeth. You wear glasses. (This is a key defining feature of Newgrounds bunnies. See: Me, @Peti, and @STANNco.) Carrots are delicious. You ever had a carrot-flax muffin? Banana-chocolate chip muffins are pretty good too but they’re both just as savory-sweet. It’s Easter the whole year, baby.

Oh yeah and I don’t wear pants, just like Winnie the Pooh. Like wearing a friggin’ kilt, bunny wang to the wind, but it’s also like not wearing one, because I’m not. It’s beautiful. This is only a benefit to becoming a NG bunny if you want it to be. This one’s optional.

And riddle me this (“Ruffle me this” works too, autocorrect, believe it or not): My next web game that’s taken forever because of trying to get Flash to do what I want, involves, you guessed it! Bunnies.

It’s almost as if the allure is too great - the characteristics of the bunny or rabbit, irresistible. Pay no attention to the sadness on THAT bun, don’tcha just wanna boop its nose, give it a syringe and squish its chubby lil cheeks?!

We expect this #NGBunnySweep to result in a 23% increase in bunnies across the overall NG population. What’re YOU waiting for? Sprout those ears, raise ‘em high or keep ‘em low so people think your sona is a dog! Buck those teeth! Put some hop in your step!

A possible side effect of this #Sweep, however, should be evident when you think about the bunny’s favorite math subject: Multiplication. (The lack of pants is ALSO for easy access!) I will not be speaking for all NG bunnies of course, but as for me, I might have some A-rated game projects brewing and lemme tell ya: I am READY to TOTALLY alienate my younger-leaning audience whenever I make stuff like that! Can’t soften the carrot’s stiffness! Unless you like…cook it. (10/10 air-tight bunny analogy!)

But hey, if that last paragraph disgusted you, as it should, you still have the FACES OF 2022 COLLAB and DREAM MEDICINE (shown above) to look forward to. And double-hey! That RANDY LEARNS HISTORY thing is going well finally. And it’s an adventure game primarily, this time ‘round!!

NEXT TIME: Who will I have my copious amount of bunny babies with? And more importantly, will the TLC channel reach out?!

-Dungeon XOXO <3